Honeymoonin’ Part IV: Juneau

On Wednesday, August 24th we docked in Juneau. We had some pretty incredible excursions planned, including a tram ride up Mount Roberts, dog sledding, and a two-hour glacier trek, so we were totally pumped and ready to go! We scarfed a quick breakfast on board and were the first people off the ship at 7 a.m. when we pulled into port. Unfortunately the atmosphere was teeming with an impenetrable layer of low, heavy cloud cover and it was rainy, not exactly ideal weather for, well, anything. But this kind of weather is just part of Alaska and we knew that, so we came prepared to have an amazing time regardless of the weather. One of the tour guides told us that this was the third straight week of rain in Juneau, so they were pretty ready for the skies to clear too!

While we had a stockpile of adventurous excursions on our agenda, many of the people on our cruise had one thing and one thing only planned for Juneau: diamond shopping. Alaska, and Juneau in particular, is known for their quality diamond and gemstone jewelry for a mere fraction of the price that you’ll find them in the lower 48 states. Without exaggerating there is literally a solid line of at least twenty + large jewelry shops on the main drag of Juneau, waiting for your business immediately after you step foot off the ship. To a whole heck of a lot of people on the cruise, this was thrilling. To us, not so much. We came to see Alaska, not the insides of thirty jewelry stores. I’d done some research on our ports of call ahead of time, so I sort of knew what to expect. That being said, we made sure to book excursions that would get us out of the touristy drag of Juneau and into the great outdoors to do something truly unique. Still, despite our great line-up of activities, Ted and I both agreed that Juneau was our least favorite port of call, but only because it was so geared toward tourists and shopping. If you make a concerted effort to look past that and check out some areas a little further out, it’s a really nice place to visit and offers a lot of neat things to see and do. We walked the town, got a traditional Russian dumpling carryout dish at Pel’Meni for lunch, (Alaska has a rich Russian heritage), picked up some dry smoked salmon to take home, and enjoyed a celebratory dinner of delicious Alaskan seafood for Ted’s birthday.

As always, click to enlarge….the details are pretty tremendous! And if you’re only going to enlarge one set of pictures, make it the glacier ones because they are insanely cool!

Our first excursion was dog sledding in the rainforest. There was an actual on-snow Iditarod-style dog sledding excursion, but I’d read that the on-snow dog sledding excursions have a tendency to get cancelled often due to inclement weather on the glaciers. Sledding through the rainforest was far less expensive (allowing us to put the money toward our glacier excursion!) and still gave us the opportunity to learn about the dog sled culture, the supplies and equipment they use, and it still gave us time to spend with the pups. If we go back to Alaska, we’ll definitely try the snow sledding one next time though! When we first arrived at the sledding camp the dogs were so excited to see people because they know it means that they’ll get to run soon – they bark like crazy and howl and jump up and down like little whirling dervishes. Our sled was pulled by 15 dogs capable of hauling up to 3,000 lbs. We went for a ride through the rainforest while the musher stood on the back of the cart giving directional commands and signals to the dogs. By this time it was raining steadily so we were absolutely soaked and pretty chilled. But it was a lot of fun to go sledding, meet each of the dogs and experience their individual personalities (the troublemaker, the shy guy, the easily distracted pup, the leader of the pack, etc.), learn about the real snow sleds, the Iditarod, and all the balms, harnesses, foods, blankets and medications they use on the dogs out on the sled routes, cuddle up with the new puppies who will soon be trained to pull sleds of their very own, and cross a 300 ft. suspension bridge over the rushing Fish Creek (a Door County reference – we were thrilled!). All in all, we had fun, but I’d recommend saving up your cash and shelling out for the on-snow glacier sledding if you possibly make it happen. For us doing both the glacier trek and the glacier dog sledding was a financial impossibility so we chose the glacier trek over the snow sledding since we’ve both seen/lived in snow before but hadn’t walked on a glacier. It’s a tough call, but they’re both expensive excursions so you kind of have to pick and choose. And either way you get to experience dog sledding!


Next we went up the Mount Roberts tramway that carries you from the base of Mount Roberts, near the docks, to the top of the mountain which is a nature preserve overlooking Juneau. It’s a really steep tram ride and, on a clear day, I imagine it’s an incredible view! But we were stuck in a thick cloud pretty much all day, so we were able to see very little. We did get to see a bald eagle who’d been injured and is now under the care of the raptor center and we did take a quick hike through some of the trails at the top of the mountain, but otherwise it was too cold, rainy, and cloudy to do much else. On the way down we spotted an eagle in the wild and, with the help of our trusty monocular and a camera, we got to observe him up close!

Hard to tell there's a mountain back there hiding behind all those clouds, huh? But I loved the little waterfall streaming down the mountainside! Enlarge and look closely to see them.
Tram to the top of Mount Roberts

The tram to nowhere...or so it seems!

And finally, our favorite part of the day that almost wasn’t….glacier trekking! Because the clouds were so low and the rain was making the glaciers slick, the two-hour glacier trek we were so looking forward to was cancelled….twice. I was bummed beyond belief when I learned that we wouldn’t be getting to slip on those trekking suits and ice boots, grab our ice poles, and helicopter up to the top of a glacier to the blue ice caves, dip my fingers in a glacial pond, or learn how to ice climb. This was probably the one excursion I was looking forward to the most. Miraculously, as only sheer dumb luck would have it, there was another company who did helicopter flights out onto the glaciers but this company went to a different glacier that was further south (or north, or something…) that wasn’t under such a severe weather advisory, so they were still running flights. Since our initial excursion was cancelled and the cost fully refunded because of the weather, we quickly booked a last-minute tour with the other company, Era. The new excursion only gave us a 30-minute walkabout on the glacier instead of a two hour extensive trek, but we thought 30-minutes was just right with the poor weather and we still had a completely amazing experience that we were lucky to have at all! On the bus ride back into Juneau we learned that our group of six was the last group to get to go on the glacier because right after we arrived back to the helicopter hanger the weather on all the glaciers became too treacherous with the rain and clouds so the helicopters could no longer land on them and the rest of the flights for the time being were cancelled.

The experience was just incredible – both the helicopter ride and the glacier! First they gear you up with boots to help you get traction on the glacier, then they make sure everyone has a life vest on. They walk you out to the windy tarmac and, based on weights and balances, assign you a seat in the helicopter. After all six passengers are safely packed in like sardines you get a briefing on how to operate some of the crucial buttons, levers, doors, etc. of the helicopter, learn how to use the headsets, and meet your pilot. We had a great pilot! He had a lot of knowledge and was able to answer any question we threw at him, but he also had a lot of cool stories. He said that the previous week he and another pilot were helicoptering above the glaciers to check the weather conditions for passenger flights and he saw a brown bear hanging out on one of the glaciers! Can you even imagine how beautiful that must’ve been?

The helicopter lifts off the ground and gives you a really neat birds-eye view of Juneau, the mountains, the ocean, and the glaciers. The flight is about 30 minutes or so each way and flies you over several key glaciers before the pilot decides which one will be the best to land on. Once you’re on ground and the propeller has stopped spinning you’re free to get out and explore! We walked a part of the glacier, took in the awesome landscape, learned a lot about the glaciers from our pilot and tasted glacial water. The ice chunk the pilot gave me was so dense and tight that if I took it back with me I could have left it out on my dresser on the cruise ship for the rest of the week and it still wouldn’t have melted, he said. If we go back to Alaska, I’d totally want to do this again! It’s just so surreal to be standing on something that literally shaped the world we live on but may no longer be there one day.

Up next: Adventures in Sitka!

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Honeymoonin’ Part III: Glacier Bay

On our third day honeymoonin’ we cruised into Glacier Bay National Park. What a treat! This place is just phenomenally gorgeous! Our cruise ship inched, just barely moving, past three amazing glaciers. Our captain was able to get us really close to them and we stood out on deck in the blistering wind (apparently we entered a wind tunnel along the way!), frigid temperatures, and icy drizzle to soak in the majesty and beauty of the glaciers. The captain turned the ship several times so we could all have the best view possible and bask in the presence of their awesomeness for a few hours. We even got to see them calve! The whole Glacier Bay route of the cruise is eerily silent and very still so when the glacier calves and breaks off into the water, the long rumbling sound is thunderous and absolutely roars as it echos across all the mountains. It’s totally otherworldly and everyone stands quietly, hardly breathing and utterly captivated, waiting to see where the ice will break off from when it crashes into the icy water with a mighty splash. The sound is so epic my description cannot do it any respect or justice. And the glaciers have so many beautiful cuts and unique shades of blue in them. They are truly awesome. Glacier Bay alone was worth the entire cruise.

As always, click to enlarge (and to see all the wonderful detail, I’d suggest that you do). The black covering some of them is volcanic ash.

Incredible, no?

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Honeymoonin’ Part II: At Sea

We spent the first day and a half aboard the Oosterdam at sea, traversing across the Puget Sound and into the Pacific Ocean en route to Glacier Bay National Park. At Puget Sound the seas were still calm and relaxing. But the further out from land we cruised the choppier the waters got. We left Seattle at 4 p.m. on a sunny Sunday afternoon, but by nightfall the ship was already beginning to toss and turn. Monday was even rougher – a steady roll sent the Deck 9 pools sloshing back and forth. By the time evening approached, the barf bags had made their debut by the staircases. It was a little rocky, but those first two days at sea gave us time to get to get to know our wonderful ship.

The first surprise was our stateroom. We’d booked an interior room, the most-budget friendly of the lot. Interior rooms are often a great selection for some because they tend to cut down on the motion sickness since they’re generally located as mid-ship as you can get, and the lack of windows provides a darker night’s sleep, especially in Alaska where the sun rises very early. But I secretly hoped we’d be upgraded to an ocean view room since this was a celebratory cruise and I’d been sure to note the occasions – two birthdays and a honeymoon – when we booked. When we opened our stateroom door we were excited to see that we had indeed been upgraded to an ocean view room!…with a breathtaking view of a lifeboat and all its mechanics. Yup, we got our ocean view room, just with a minimal view of the actual ocean and the occasional surprise appearance of a mechanic directly outside our window, serving the lifeboats. But the window provided the room with some natural light, which was a welcome upgrade and Ted appreciated observing the mechanics of the lifeboats.

Travel Tip # 3: With eleven floors on the cruise ship it can be temping to take the elevators. Take the stairs. With all the eating you’re going to be doing, running up and down those stairs fourteen times a day and exercising your ever-expanding rear end is likely a good idea. 

We used the stairs almost exclusively, as I did with my last cruise to the Caribbean. This action is highly recommended! We toured the ship from top to bottom discovering the spa, pools and hot tubs, restaurants, library, coffee shop, bars, casino,  dance club, piano bar, art gallery, movie theatre, computer room, photo gallery, lounges, gym, entertainment halls, basketball court, on board shops, decks, and more.

We discovered that Happy Hour occurred daily from 4-5 pm in the Crow’s Nest on deck 10 and the Ocean Bar on deck 3. Happy Hour consisted of a plate of tasty hor’dourves delivered to your window-view table and a buy one drink and get the second for $1 deal. All food aboard the cruise ship, including room service, is covered in the cost of the cruise but alcoholic beverages are an additional charge. What we didn’t realize is that instead of bringing you out your first drink and then waiting for you to order your second drink (perhaps of a different flavor), they bring you two of the exact same drink at the same time. It was a little weird, but mostly funny. We eventually wised up, ordered one happy hour special of a drink we both wanted to try, and split it.

Entertainment wise we enjoyed a funny late night adult comic, a really entertaining illusionist (who was also a great comedian!), ice carving, a string quartet, the marriage and battle of the sexes gameshows, a creme brulee cooking classes with one of the chefs, a kitchen tour, a backstage tour of the theatre with the actors and teach crew, a free-throw basketball contest, a few movies in the movie theatre, and the fun Indonesian crew’s show. We did watch a few of the shows featuring the actors and actresses, but sadly their scenes & songs were so cheesy and so poorly written that the talent of these wonderful dancers (and they were pretty good!) was wasted on sub-par material. We ate in the Vista dining room a few times, had delicious breakfasts with amazing waffles and some lunches in the lido, stocked up on the taco bar (Ted’s dream come true!), and really enjoyed dinner at the Canaletto – the butler served four-course Italian meal with a pre-dessert surprise of a giant plate of fresh cotton candy! I relaxed in the deck 10 hot tub with a serene view of the pine trees and snow-topped mountains, and steamed myself toasty in the sauna. We whipped out our monoculars, wrapped ourselves in wool blankets, and stood on deck to spy on nature, wildlife, and distant islands. And while enjoying a happy hour drink outside on deck we even got an impromptu whale show!

Our view....she just oozes with romance, doesn't she?
Did you want a closer look at that?
This is the grand stairway and atrium lounge where a swing band played nightly :-) And we all know that I love my big band music!
Obviously, the requisite towel animals were included.
Ted at the free throw tournament
The two-drink happy hour...
...really encourages you to drink, plenty.
Glacier Bay day!
Does it get more peaceful than this? Let me help you with that....no.
Checking out a distant island with the monocular
Glacier viewing - doing it right :-)
On my 25th birthday!
The making of an ice sculpture. Step 1: Pluck iceberg from ocean...
Indonesian crew performing a traditional farming dance at the crew show.
This is how I whale watch - with a blanket and peartini. I highly recommend this method.

You had me at cotton candy

Up next: Glacier Bay!! (and some pretty phenomenal pictures)

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Honeymoonin’ Part 1: Seattle

Our cruise embarked out of the Port of Seattle on an unusually toasty (by Seattle standards) Sunday afternoon. To be on the safe side we flew from Cincinnati to Seattle on Saturday to avoid any possible travel mishaps.  We shared our flight to Detroit with pseudo-Celebrity Mike Wolfe, who’s on History Channel’s American Pickers. He was on his way to Detroit to film a promo with Chevy but was generous with his hand shakes, autographs, and smile to all the adoring fans on our flight. We hung out in my old monthly stomping grounds, the Detroit airport, for a few hours and survived the 5-hour flight to Seattle with a viewing of Water for Elephants, our in-flight movie.  Upon our arrival in Seattle we were picked up by the shuttle car we’d scheduled to drive us downtown to the hotel. The driver informed us that it was a blistering 87 degrees, which is positively boiling if you live in Seattle and are accustomed to cool, breezy summers. Indeed, I’d been reading all about how Seattle was enjoying one of the coolest summers on record and I was psyched to partake in it. Coolest summers on record with the exception, of course, of the one day we were in town, that is. We arrived at the Mediterranean Inn on Queen Anne Avenue, the hotel I’d carefully selected for its charm and excellent location within convenient walking distance of everything we wanted to see in Seattle. I’d done my research, perused their website diligently, and had meticulously selected the nicest budget-conscious hotel in Seattle. And it was a very nice hotel with one of the best rooftop decks in the city, offering phenomenal views of downtown, the Space Needle, the upper-crust residential district, and the Puget Sound! The view didn’t disappoint. Furnished with gargantuan pots brimming with bold and fragrant blooms, cozy chairs for sightseeing, reading, chatting, and relaxing, and stunning 360 views of the city, the rooftop deck was a great place to be at sun up, midday, and midnight. However…

Travel Tip #1: When visiting Seattle you just might want to check to be sure that your chosen accommodations do, in fact, feature “air conditioning” in their list of amenities.

Apparently Seattle is located in neither Texas nor Ohio. Though it seems almost insane to me nowadays and, therefore, something I certainly didn’t think to call ahead or even consider, not all buildings are air conditioned. Our hotel room was not. Needless to say, it was a toasty night of sleeping on top of the covers with the windows flung wide open and the ceiling fan whirling on top speed. Even funnier was that the hotel building was built into a square with an outside courtyard in the middle, making it irresistibly temping to screech “cock-a-doodle-doo!” at the top of our lungs at 5 a.m. out our open window and directly into everyone else’s open windows. We didn’t, but I’m not going to say the thought didn’t cross our minds when we woke up, jetlagged, at a sunny 5:30 a.m.

After we got settled in the hotel we set out on foot to explore a bit of Seattle. We hit up the Seattle Center, which was the site of the 1962 World’s Fair and hosts the Space Needle, Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Rep Theatre, a monorail, skate park, the International Fountain, the Pacific Science Center, the Children’s Museum, the Science Fiction Museum, and some stellar modern art sculptures and architecture. We walked around for a few hours, took in the sights, hit up Saturday evening mass in a contemporary, completely beautiful (and completely un-airconditioned) church, and went for dinner at Toulouse Petite, a fancy yet hip European meet New Orleans style restaurant down the street from our hotel with an incredible and eclectic menu, great open-air atmosphere, and a $1,600 bottle of wine that we gawked at but definitely did not request. I had a difficult time selecting an entree because there were so many things I wanted to try – braised rabbit pasta with fava beans, Dungeness crab and grapefruit salad, creamy corn girts with crayfish, and artichoke and wild mushroom gnocchi. The next morning we awoke bright and early (cock-a-doodle-doo!) and walked a mile and a half through the sea-side of downtown to Pike’s Market – an exceptionally peaceful walk on a quiet Sunday morning. We walked the market past stalls of gorgeous bunches of flowers, fish stands, farm fresh produce, pastries, pastas, sweets, cheeses, meats and more. We saw the famous fish throwing display and splurged on little treats. Pike’s Market really is an incredible place to visit if you’re in Seattle! I tasted the most amazing mac n’ cheese from Beecher’s, hot old fashioned doughnuts, the nation’s best clam chowder, sweet peaches, white truffle oil, chocolate pasta, sweet orange almonds, and amaretto cherry chocolates. We walked another mile and a half back to the hotel, gathered our luggage, checked out, and began one of the most adventurous, memorable, and (in hind sight) dumb parts of our entire vacation – a nearly 2 mile walk from our hotel to the cruise ship terminal with five pieces of luggage. Do I recommend this? Hahahaha….

Travel Tip #2: Just because you can walk somewhere, doesn’t mean you should.

Two miles really isn’t all that far. We’d already walked four miles that day and we were feeling fine! The GoogleMaps view didn’t appear too treacherous and we printed the walking directions which, to me at least, means roads with sidewalks. Now, add two heavy rolling suitcases (a.k.a – “the beast”), two carry-on bags, and a purse. Not complicated enough yet? Add hills (Seattle is nearly as hilly as Cincinnati), take away the sidewalks at the intersection to a very busy multi-lane street, add an uphill gravel hiking path that the luggage must be carried up (not rolled), and a sidewalkless highway bridge that GoogleMaps seems to think is an appropriate walking path. Three separate people stopped us to ask if we were alright, needed directions, or wanted a ride. One woman drove off the side of the road, parked her car, and chased after us wearing heels carrying a Starbucks drink to ask if we needed help. Seattleites are nothing if not friendly folk! But if you’re going to the Pier 91, just call a damn taxi. The kicker was when were finally safely on cruise terminal property, about 0.2 miles from the cruise ship itself, a shuttle bus pulled up and asked if we wanted a ride. HA! No, I don’t want a damn ride!! I walked it this far so I’m going to walk the whole way. I’m not pansying out at the last minute so don’t rob me of my glory! Looking back it was fun, and it was definitely adventurous, and we got great exercise, and we felt totally triumphant as we collapsed on the bed in the our stateroom, but walking to the cruise ship with luggage was about the dumbest idea ever. At least we can say we accomplished it! It was a fun ending to our wonderful mini vacation in Seattle.

Seattle is beautiful city and a pedestrian’s paradise. We had a lovely time and would love to go back!

And then it was time to board the ms Oosterdam and sail away with celebratory drink in hand!

Bon Voyage Seattle!

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Food, Glorious Food! Or, How to Gain 18 lbs. in a Week

Step 1: Embark cruise ship.

Step 2: Devour everything in sight like a ravenous wildebeest.

Step 3: Rinse and repeat.


Clearly, we didn’t starve.

Oops! Did I forget the Dessert Extravaganza?

Oink! Oink!

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Epic Fail Friday: Welcome Home Edition

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Last night we went to the dollar theater where we saw 3/4 of the movie Bridesmaids. Yep, 3/4. It skipped ahead by a few seconds several times throughout the feature and completely died within two minutes of the ending. Two minutes!!! While we only paid $3 total for both of us to see the movie (and we got two free passes, so 1.75 movies for two people for $3 isn’t too shabby), do you have any idea how maddening it is to see all but the last 2 minutes of a movie and not get to see how it ends!? I just want to know! Feel free to tell me if you saw it.

Also, when people say the weeds in their front yard are taller than they are, they’re usually exaggerating.

Meet our weed, Beanstalk. I wonder if there’s a Giant up there? Fee Fie Foe Fum!

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On Why Alaskan Cruises are not for Weenies

I know what you’re thinking. “A week-long Alaskan cruise….yeah, real tough life there Buck-O…”

But before you get all judgy on me, cool your jets and allow me to explain. Here’s a bit of helpful advice, should you consider an Alaskan cruise of your own in the future (and you totally should).

1. Quit being a stubborn beast, swallow your cheap pride, and shell out the bucks for a waterproof (not water-repellent, not water-resistant, but fully waterproof) raincoat and waterproof duck shoes or rain boots. Decent ones on sale could easily run you about $50 each, but it is an investment well worth the cost. It poured in Juneau, it rained in Ketchikan, and it was windy as all get-out in Glacier Bay, so I cannot even begin to tell you how thankful I was for that Columbia waterproof rain jacket with hood and roomy zipper pockets (to keep the camera dry!) that I picked up for $50 on Amazon when it was on sale. I wore it every single day. Because I didn’t want to be a weenie or waste money, I opted not to invest in the supremely cute waterproof duck shoes I saw at L.L.Bean. What a mistake! Instead I wore thick socks and sneakers, which were both soaking wet and freezing cold approximately 30 minutes after docking in Juneau. I resorted to traipsing back to the ship, changing socks, and wrapping my feet in garbage bags to try to keep them dry for the rest of the day in port. This was stupid, uncomfortable, and ineffective. Rinse and repeat in Ketchikan. And my shoes stayed wet and smelly for at least two days thereafter. The lesson learned is don’t be cheap and just buy the cute, waterproof duck shoes. Or you can pull this little stunt and look like a dweeb – a cold, wet dweeb.

2. By the way, the later in the Alaskan cruise season (May-Sept.) that you go, the rainier it gets. I learned this in Juneau – a very good time to acquire this knowledge indeed. If you plan to cruise Alaska at the end of August when it’s not quite as frigid as it will be in May, I would highly suggest that you be in possession of said rain jacket and duck shoes. Or you can go in May when it’s freezing every day, but less likely to rain. Or you could just pick a random time to go and luck out completely. You really can’t control the weather, so my advice is to just be aware of its trends, pack appropriately, and don’t let the rain spoil your fun. It’s a part of Alaska, so soak it in!

3. I suppose I should also mention that the later it gets in the cruise season, the rougher the seas are. Let me repeat: Alaskan cruises are not for weenies!! I’d heard that Alaskan waters can be choppy, but I took this with little more than a grain of salt because I encountered virtually no motion sickness on my Caribbean cruise a few years ago where the waters were as placid as can be. Well, the Pacific Ocean can be a colossal beast and she’s no picnic at the end of August, I can assure you. By day two the barf bags were on full display by the mid-ship elevators, nobody could walk straight, the pools on deck were sloshing violently from side to side, and Bonine was our best friend. Bonine is the way to go in terms of a motion sickness drug. It’s dirt cheap, chewable, lasts all day, and helps even the queasiest of sailors. The seasickness patch that you stick behind your ear, on the other hand, is crazy expensive and kind of useless as we learned that the side effects are tiredness and dizziness. Dizzy, obviously, is exactly how you want to feel when you’re already feeling queasy. Am I right? So if you’re prone to the tortures of motion sickness (or even if you think you aren’t, because you will be), stock up on at least three boxes of Bonine. To be fair, the crew of the ms Oosterdam did say that the seas were unusually rocky, even for this late in the cruising season, so we may have just caught it on an “off” week. But if you think late August may be too much to handle, go in June. Or take your Bonine regularly and you’ll be feelin’ fine.

4. Invest in an excellent monocular or pair of binoculars. I’m talking about the good ones – a respectable brand, waterproof so the lenses don’t permanently fog up, fully multi-coated for extra clarity, and you’ll want a power of at least 10×42. Sure, you could drop $10 for a cheap pair of 8×25 binoculars, but be aware that you won’t be able to view any objects closer than 20 feet away, the images will be fuzzy instead of crisp, the eye hole will be smaller so you’ll see less, and it’ll be nearly impossible to hold it still for long enough on a moving ship to focus in on anything. We invested in two monoculars, one for each of us, that were high definition, 10×42, fully multi-coated, waterproof, and had a 6 ft. close focus. I say invested because they were costly, but we loved having them! We selected the Zen-Ray brand, a favorite among cruise message board forum members. We had incredible views of eagles, sea otters, islands, glaciers, mountain waterfalls, and so much more.

5. Lose 10 lbs before you go. Your pants may be sagging off your rump as you embark the ship, but don’t worry. You’ll eat it all back within a week and then you’ll be incredibly grateful to be one of only ten people who are able to leave the ship with clothes that still fit and not labeled as “cargo.”

6. Select your cruise ship based on itinerary. You’ll be on the ship for seven days, so it makes sense to select a cruise line that suits your wants and needs. You may be dreaming of a ship with a lavish spa with Turkish baths, spa services and a great salon, fabulous nightly entertainment of all kinds, wonderful musicians, art auctions, excellent food, a loose casino, a bingo tournament, a jogging track, basketball court, rock climbing wall, movie theatre, computer or cooking classes, bowling lanes, Wii gaming systems, dance clubs, a library, spacious staterooms, or any number of things. Every ship out there has something special to offer. Many cruise lines have a “label” – Carnival is the party cruise line, Holland America is for old people, Celebrity is for snobs, etc. I say ignore those labels, select the ship that offers the amenities that suite you the best, and take your itinerary into account! We chose Holland America because they’ve been cruising Alaska the longest and their ships are known for being just a touch smaller size-wise, so they can get a little closer to the glaciers. They also offered the longest amount of time in port each day for exploring Alaska, and they went to Sitka instead of Skagway and Glacier Bay instead of the Hubbard Glacier. Sitka is rarely visited by cruise ships, therefore it is a fairly un-commercial, small little Alaskan town where you can get a true sense of what life is like in Alaska. And from my research I’ve noted that Glacier Bay knocks the socks off of the Hubbard Glacier. We were debating between a cruise on the Norwegian Pearl or the Holland America Oosterdam, so we let the itinerary decide for us and I’m so glad we did.

7. Book adventurous excursions. Diamond shopping in Juneau, the city bus tour of Ketchikan, and a salmon feast in Sitka are not adventurous. They are overpriced and lame. You can do these things in Ohio, so why waste your time in Alaska shopping for jewelry when you could instead be doing something you may never have the opportunity to do otherwise? You don’t have to select the extreme 5-mile glacier hike or bear tracking deep in the woods of the Tongass National Park, but if you are physically capable, please attempt to select activities that require at least some sense of adventure and will illicit more than mere guffaws from your friends. This is the land of the great outdoors, of fire and ice, of wildlife, and of adventure – don’t be a weenie and spend it indoors watching a video about salmon runs. Get out there and watch the salmon run! Book the most unique, adventurous, and un-commerical excursions you can find (and don’t be afraid to book from outside companies – they often offer better excursions for a fraction of the price) and you’ll experience Alaska in a way you won’t soon forget.

You’re still here? Wow. Thanks for hanging in there! The pictures are coming soon – I promise! :-)

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