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Already Monday? The start of a fresh, new week. Are you ready?

We had a great weekend, as evidenced by the fact that I spent nearly the entirety of my Sunday afternoon on the couch icing an injured foot. That’s how every good weekend should end, with a slight battle wound to prove you had fun.

Friday night after work we started out our weekend with dinner and a movie. We ventured across the river to Newport, Kentucky to down some tacos and Corona at a cozy little hole-in-the-wall called La Mexicana. We’d been meaning to try La Mexicana for quite a while now and were happy to indulge. Their food is utterly authentic and their tacos are pure excellence. Made from corn tortillas, onion, cilantro, lime, white cheese, and your choice of 19 different meats (including chorizo, beef brains, goat, sheep, steak, and chicken – to name only a few), you really can’t go wrong. It was delicious and is easily among our top 2 favorite Mexican restaurants in the Tri-State area for it’s authenticity.

We rounded off the evening with a showing of the new hit IMAX film To the Arctic at Museum Center’s Omnimax Theatre. The film is brand spanking new, narrated by Meryl Streep and features great music by Paul McCartney. And it is excellent. It follows the plight of polar bears, walruses, and caribou as they struggle to maintain balance in their changing world, despite the climate change that is melting the Arctic ice they so desperately depend on to survive. The images and close-ups with all the animals are just phenomenal and touching. Please go see it – it’s funny, breathtaking, captivating, and majestic. Well worth your time and money.

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Saturday morning, bright and early, we participated in Incline to the Finish Line, the annual St. Joseph’s Home 5k run/walk fundraiser. St. Joseph’s Home is a home for people with severe and profound developmental difficulties. It’s located about 30 minutes north of downtown Cincinnati in Sharonville. The 5k is known for its challenging hill in the third mile and the cheering crowd (the home’s residents, their families, and nursing staff) at the finish line. The course of the 5k is steady and beautiful, until you get to the beast of a hill at the end that is incredibly steep and a total time and pace killer. It was no less beastly this year than last year. But we survived and thrived and beat last year’s times by about 5 minutes (Ted) and 2.5 minutes (Lara) and both took home medals for first place in our age and gender divisions. Ted clocked in at 35:30 and I timed in at 38:05. So, Ted did better on this 5k than the one at GA a few weeks ago, and I did slightly worse – I totally blame the hill because I basically crawled up it at a snail’s pace so as not to vomit all over the asphalt and shrubbery. It was cold, windy, and threatening rain the entire 5k (exactly like last year), but we had a great time and were very proud of what we were able to accomplish. Somewhere along the way I must have procured some sort of injury on the outside of my left foot/ankle, though I have no recollection of twisting or spraining it. Perhaps a stress fracture? Anyhow, it only started hurting a few hours after the 5k and now aches and burns with the pressure of every step I take, requiring me to stay off of it and ice it every 20 minutes.

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After the 5k I had to work well into the evening, but thoroughly enjoyed my shift due to the PROM!!! for the School of Creative and Performing Arts that was being held at the Museum that evening. I knew this was going to be good people watching because A) it’s Cincinnati, home to highly questionable and entertaining behavior, fashion, and personal choices, B) it’s an arts school, and arts kids are notoriously unabashed and full of surprises, and C) the theme was “candy land” which screams of potential in the hilarity department. Very much like the prom for the Visual and Performing Arts high school in Dallas that my then-boyfriend and I attended way back when, this school clearly had both excess money to spend on a great location and swanking out the place with saucy decorations, and no dress code whatsoever for prom, because the outrageousness of the inappropriate dresses, plethora of stripper shoes, and crazy/weird accessories exceeded my wildest expectations. Needless to say, it was awesome. I have no photos to share, I apologize, but please take my word for it: it was epic. In fact, some girl showed up wearing this exact vision of a prom dress, complete with the thigh-highs and 6″ heels.

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I nearly died of joy. She was “Candy Stripper.” There was also “Feathers,” “Pretty, Pretty Princess,” “Neon,” “Tutu”, “The Bride,” and “Grace Kelly.” After a while I had to start nicknaming them all to keep them straight.

Sunday morning we did church and breakfast at the newly opened Original Pancake House in Anderson, which we love. They built in an 1100 gallon saltwater fish tank with pretty tropical fish that I could stare at all day, and of course, the food is breakfast comfort food at its finest. It reminds me a little of Al Johnson’s “Goats on the Roof” in Door County, because they serve lingonberry Swedish Pancakes, which are my favorite. This time I indulged in a side of thick bacon that was smokey, savory, and absolutely heavenly. Between the bacon, 49er Flap Jacks, and my bi-annual cup of coffee, I was all with set with my contentment and calories for the week. Might as well get it out of the way early on, right? Oh, but that bacon…seriously!! Sorry, vegetarian friends.

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Finally, we finished off our weekend of adventure, before the monotony of laundry, entering receipts, house cleaning, work stuff, strike, and foot icing set in, with a Queen City Underground Walking Tour of Cincinnati’s Over-the-Rhine historical district from American Legacy Tours, located at the Cincy Haus right downtown on Vine Street. The 2-hour tour was packed (probably between 75-100 people!) but great because of how extremely reasonably priced it was (thanks to a half off deal) and also because the two tour guides were loud enough to be heard the entire time, and were also very knowledgeable, funny, and passionate about the work they do. The tour was informative, entertaining, and perfect for residents of Cincy wanting to learn more about the grand and very interesting history their town and for visitors just wanting a taste of Cincy. We toured several decrepit, abandoned old buildings dating back to the 1850s that dot Vine Street (you know, the ones you pass every day, cringe, and wonder what’s in there), including old theatres, biergartens, German tenant buildings, breweries, and underground lagering tunnels. Because we learned so much neat, rich Cincinnati history, saw so many cool places, and took so many pictures, I think I’ll save a majority of it for a post all it’s own…coming soon! Needless to say, I’d highly recommend that you check out this company’s tours – they have several different ones that all sound great. But here’s a teaser pic from our tour:

Also, Ted and I found this sweet little toad perched right outside our front door, on our welcome mat, absolutely parched and practically unable to move on Saturday morning. I had to rush off to work, but Ted picked up the little guy, who was lethargic and severely dehydrated, and nursed him back to health by pouring a few cups of cool water over him until he felt well enough to hop and be released into the grass out back. He said he grew like a Chia Pet once the water got to him. Super adorable! I love that husband of mine – kitty rescuer extraordinaire, toad saver…

And finally, Mav. Sweet, sweet Mav. She really hasn’t been feeling so great lately. And we’ve done nothing but researching and reading. SO much reading, but it’s all just opinions. Opinions, opinions, and more opinions. Nobody is really an expert on blue cray health, we are learning. She’s a tough little lady and has been through one hell of a few weeks, with more to come, presumably. But she survived the cycle when nobody said she would, and now her water is back to normal and just when things were looking up and we thought it was all figured out, we have a whole new set of challenges, which we are sure are after-effects of the ammonia and nitrite from the cycle, but really, we don’t know. But I have absolute faith in her, and we’re just doing everything we can to keep her comfortable, happy, and healthy – and hoping the rest will sort itself out. It’s too early yet to tell if the new developments are really good news (and then everything would make sense and she’d be happy and healthy once more) or bad news (and then everything would also make sense), so it’s kind of touch and go by the day. But like I said, she’s a trooper and a fighter. It’s just hard to know how to help her when we know nothing about crayfish health, there’s a different opinion on every internet page, and she can’t talk. Poor little girl has a bum leg (plus a bit of discoloration and a myriad of other little issues) just like I do, so she and I are limping together. But she’s still just as pretty and just as awesome as ever. Right now she’s chillin’ beneath her cave, taking it easy. Send some love her way if you think of her this week!

How was your weekend?

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Texas for the Win

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Apparently, Texas has had a pretty spectacular wildflower season this year.

I’m a little bummed to be missing out.

* All photos courtesy of my mother

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Food for Thought

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What’s up with that?

So far in my professional theatre career I’ve worked under two brilliant female Producing Artistic Directors, one of which is also a published playwright. So yeah, I’d say I’m pretty disappointed. Both of these women choose seasons teeming with diversity – gender, ethnic, religious, and genre. They were sure to include actors of color, both male and female playwrights and directors, a healthy mix of musicals and straight plays of all genres and time periods that don’t shy away from truth or difficulty, and brand spankin’ new works from young, living playwrights.

I may be biased, but that’s exactly the way it should be, I think. Not that I don’t love me some old dead white guy Shakespeare, but unless you’re a Shakespeare Company, please don’t alienate your strongest advocates. There is so much strength and beauty in the theatre today – lets celebrate it instead of neglect it!

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Food and Function

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Tuesday night I made copy-cats of our favorite eatery’s bison burgers. After you’ve had a bison burger, you’ll never go back to regular beef for burgers again. Ted was having a really rough day at work (and life in general), so I forwarded him this link to raise his spirits – I find the “Not You” pictures hilarious. Then I picked up a six pack of Woodchuck’s seasonal summer cider (which is delicious, btw, and has the ever so subtle aftertaste of blueberries) and grilled up some savory bison burgers (mine with homemade guacamole, cheese, jalapeños, and cilantro, and his with cheese and sautéed seasoned mushrooms), roasted some corn on the cob in the oven, put his slippers and beer by his recliner, and printed out the newly released, fresh off the press 2012-2013 season Packers schedule. I can’t say that any of it made him feel any better (we all have those days), but you do what you can, and it was all very tasty! If you’ve never tried bison or Woodchuck hard cider, you should get on that ASAP.

Also, this was that fabulous Dewey’s Green Lantern pizza Allyson and I ordered for our Monday date night. It’s pretty divine. If you’re ever in the area, remind me to introduce you to it.

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Furthermore, I found this prize at the grocery store this week. $9 for a whole freaking salmon!! I SO would have bought it, if only I knew how to gut and de-bone a fish! Next time.

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And finally, I had a meeting on Tuesday morning at the gorgeous Anderson Center whereby I presented our season’s educational arts programming that we offer for one of the arts organizations I work for, to some of the big wigs at all the community and fine arts centers in the greater Cincinnati area. I did the organization justice, did not eat the tasty looking pastries, managed to leave the house in something other than dance pants, and did not make a fool of myself. I consider this a wild success.

How was your week?

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On Running

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Ted called me about 2 minutes after he’d left the apartment for work on Monday morning. He told me there was a beautiful big black and red rooster on the corner lawn of the cemetery, right near our apartment complex

And because I adore animals, including roosters, to a shameful degree I actually left the apartment, still clad in my pajamas, and literally jogged over to the rooster hangout in question that very instant. My goal: capture myself a pet rooster! I happen to think a rooster would be a brilliant addition to our blue cray.

Rooster, sadly, had other plans and was MIA by the time I arrived.

But that, right there, was exercise people! I HATE running. HATE running. I am so bad at it! Hence why I dance. Hence why I teach acting and chase around small children. Any other way to get my exercise in, other than running, is basically my ideal.

But I did it! I was fueled by motivation.

Perhaps if someone dangled animals from a string or a leash in front of me, I’d run more often.

Just a thought.

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Weekend

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So, this weekend we’re doing another 5k. The St. Joseph Home 5k…the one with the gigantic, steep, never-ending hill…heaven help us. We did it last year and we made it – but just barely. It’s totally fun and benefits a really great cause, so we’re pumped for it!

We’re also going on the Queen City Underground Tour (“Visit buildings that were home to over 130 saloons, bars and beer gardens, and theaters that hosted iconic entertainers Charlie Chaplin and Wild Bill Hickok. Descend below the city streets to a hidden burial vault and explore newly discovered tunnels vital to Cincinnati’s brewery heritage” – says the website) in historic Over-the-Rhine downtown and then trying out the Bayou Fish House in Newport for some delicious fish & chips (we love us some good Groupon deals!), more on all that later.

But because of the 5k in the a.m. I had to request to work an afternoon/evening shift at the museum on Saturday.

I am seriously overjoyed to announce that there will be TWO proms on Saturday night at the museum. TWO. One for a christian academy and the other for the performing arts high school. At the same place. At the same time. I cannot even fathom a more perfect or epic combination.

I. Am. Thrilled.

There are few things in life that I enjoy more than witnessing the teenage life experience and the fabulously overblown hoopla & spectacle that is PROM, now that I’m on the other side of it all.

I am happily and eagerly awaiting a wide array of hideous hummer limousines, screaming girls, obnoxious photo ops, tacky and/or extremely inappropriate prom dresses, way too make makeup, the orange spray tan gone wrong, awkward teenagers, poor choices, awful music, cheap decorations, and terrible dancing.

That’s not to say that all proms and all teenagers are like this – I had a truly fantastic prom experience both years and I know prom is a super special time in a girl’s life and I totally, totally whole-heartedly support that and wish every girl the prom of her dreams. But let’s be real here, this is Cincinnati and I’m expecting to see, at the very least, just a little bit of shenanigans.

Again, I cannot even express how excited I am. Even better is that I am getting PAID to watch this awesomeness unfold!  Thank you 5k for allowing me to luck into the best night at work ever.

This weekend should be a great one, in every way.

Recaps to come, I’m sure.

By the way,

SANCHO.

My cat is TOO MUCH. Look at him, sitting like a king.

Oh, I miss that little dude!

Cannot wait to see him in July!

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A Glorious Monday

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So, typically, “glorious” and “Monday” do not go hand-in-hand.

Because, well, it’s Monday.

But I kind of think it’s a little different for us theatre folk.

Rather than the tiring, funky start of a new week, Monday is our long-awaited weekend.

See Monday, traditionally, is equity day off. So it’s the one day of the week professional actors, directors, stage managers, etc. have off to do their thing – sleep, relax, do chores, get their cars fixed, run errands, read a book, grocery shop, do the laundry, catch a drink with friends, see their families, etc.

So, I kind of love Mondays, usually.

This Monday was no exception.

While I didn’t have the day totally off, it was certainly more relaxing than the rest of the weekdays are slated to be.

I woke up to totally glorious weather – mild and windy – all day. I did my duty of postering the town for the upcoming smash hit musical production of  “Life Could Be A Dream” with ease and in record time. I even had one sane hour leftover with which to sit outside on the patio at the Starbucks in Mariemont, sip a passion iced tea and just relax while getting a few small things done. Then it was off to teach acting. But instead of playing nice inside, we took our lessons outside to the playground because it was so stinkin’ amazing outside. The change of scenery did us well, I think. Pepped up our performance, so to speak.

And by 5:00 I was ready for my dinner date with Allyson at the Dewey’s Pizza in Kenwood. We dished on life lately – our successes and frustrations and dreams and plans – and downed their terrific House and Harvest salads, split a Green Lantern pizza, which features garlic, mushrooms, goat cheese, artichokes, and pesto, and finished off with a shared slice of chocolate opera creme torte from The Bonbonerie.

Glorious!

How do you feel about Mondays?

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The Follies of Nitrite

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Miracle of miracles!

Mav’s nitrite has gone down!

Hallelujah!

I realize that to anyone not cycling an aquarium for the first time, this is small peanuts.

You see, the nitrogen cycle for a new aquarium takes between 4-6 weeks.

It’s the process by which the animal’s waste builds up in the water and the toxic ammonia spikes, then the toxic nitrite spikes, then the good bacteria nitrates start to build up and spike, and finally the aquarium’s water has been fully cycled and enough good bacteria has built up to have a healthy environment for your aquatic friend.

Only, in all the research we did ahead of time, before we got Maverick, we somehow missed the whole nitrogen cycle thing.

And the importance of cycling a new aquarium before a fish is added.

Epic fail.

Basically, it’s a 4-6 week process of lots of stress and lots of toxic water, and that’s a lot for a delicate little animal to take.

So we did our research.

Everything we read basically said that if you didn’t do fishless cycling before hand, don’t expect your pet to live.

New tank syndrome is the leading cause of new fish deaths.

It was really disheartening, hearing we’d already screwed up and that she would likely die.

But we already had Mav, and there we nothing we could do but let the tank cycle, take care of her to the best of our ability, and hope for the best.

So we added some SeaChem Prime in to detoxify the ammonia and nitrite while they were spiking, and we lowered her water level to allow for increased oxygenation, and we did semi-frequent water changes with RO water, and we tested her water every other day.

She made it through the ammonia in a week.

But hid under her rock the whole time and rearranged her gravel and clearly was not amused.

Then came the nitrite spike.

Which has lasted for an agonizing two and a half weeks.

In which Mav hid under her rock and rearranged her gravel and was clearly not amused.

And I tested and tested and tested her water.

And her nitrite never went down.

Nothing but magenta, magenta and more magenta.

And I was convinced that we were doing something wrong and it was never going to go down and we were never going to see Mav scale another plant again.

And then I tested again yesterday morning…

Miracle of miracles!

Baby blue!!

Nitrite is back to zero and her nitrates are now at 10, which is an excellent sign that the cycle is almost over.

And she’s alive!

I’ve never been happier to see baby blue liquid in a test tube in my life.

So,

We expect that she’ll be out and about, back to her mischievous self in no time.

Scaling plants and attempting escapes and doing flips.

And eating again.

We hope.

But in the meantime,

For our next epic task, we’re planning a gravel switch-out in the next week or two.

From dyed white & blue gravel to natural stone.

Apparently the “no-flake” dye gravel is a liar.

Because it does flake.

And it clogs her filter with blue particles and makes her water dusty.

Plus, she’ll probably like the natural stone more anyway.

Since, you know, they don’t have bright blue and white gravel at the bottom of swampy ponds anyhow.

So we’re preparing to begin the one week, 10-step process (literally, 10 steps….would you like to see our note card?) of switching out 25 lbs. of gravel without switching out her water, ruining her newly cycled water, starting another ammonia or nitrite spike, or stressing her to death.

And then after that, if all goes well, we get her a tankmate to stalk.

Never a dull moment.

We live and learn.

And then love Mav.

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Glutton for Punishment

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Yesterday at work I spent the day talking with my work friend Emily, who is getting married in June. Not to be confused with my other friend Emily who is getting married in June. The Ohio Emily, not the Texas one.

Anyhow.

She mentioned that for their honeymoon they had booked a Baltic Sea cruise.

I immediately went “OMGPolandRussiaLatviaFinlandSwedenTAKEMEWITHYOU!!!”

Then she mentioned that they could only do it because of how inexpensive it is to cruise right now, you know, after that Italian cruise ship ran aground a few months ago and everyone jumped ship. Apparently that’ll freak people out of booking cruises. So in an attempt to fill rooms, prices are dropping like flies.

Those were the magic words, all the convincing I needed that we the Baltic Sea was in the cards for us this summer!

And then, because I’m a glutton for punishment, I logged onto Royal Caribbean’s website and saw that it was only $894 per person. $894!!!! That’s SO cheap! SO cheap for an abroad cruise…even our Alaska cruise was several hundred dollars more expensive!

I texted Ted all the sweet details and said, “Sooooo, cruise?”

He responded, “HA!”

Then added, “If you can keep it under $1,000 per person, sure.”

So I checked airfare prices from Cincinnati to Stockholm, Sweden.

$1,300 per person.

INSANITY.

My dreams have been dashed, stomped on, torn to shreds and abandoned.

It was tragic.

Because – Poland, Russia, Sweden, Finland, and Latvia – really!? YES PLEASE.

So I filled my mind with thoughts of the bright blue skinny jeans I’ve been loving lately and am jonesing to buy when the time is right.

So I went searching online for those instead.

$174

Let’s be real here friends, my prom dresses cost less than $100.

If I’m going to shell out $174 for bright blue jeans, they better be magical.

I don’t mean they better look magical, although they damn well must.

I mean actually be magical.

Grant wishes and produce Genies and stuff.

$174 for jeans and $1,300 for a flight.

Pffffft.

So we settled for a split platter of nachos instead.

A fair compromise.

And don’t look up cruises, airfare, or skinny jeans unless you’re rolling in $$$ or are an utter glutton for punishment.

Wisdom for your Saturday.

Have a great weekend!

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Thursdays Don’t Get Much Better

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I got a surprise of beautiful flowers from our theatre’s Producing Artistic Director for directing my kids’ show yesterday. LOVE. Fresh flowers are the best!

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We went out for dinner last night because it’s rare that we both have an evening off together with nothing to do, and we had the most delicious calamari ever. It was heavenly.

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Then I made a relaxing, piping hot bubble bath with a thick layer of silky, foamy ginger & lemongrass bubbles finally settled in with The Eyre Affair, a book right up my alley that my friend Katie bought me for Christmas. The main character is, coincidentally, named Thursday. Relaxing to a T.

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My morning laugh. Gems like these are about 95% of the reason why I work with children.

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