Step 1: Embark cruise ship.
Step 2: Devour everything in sight like a ravenous wildebeest.
Step 3: Rinse and repeat.
Clearly, we didn’t starve.
Oops! Did I forget the Dessert Extravaganza?
Oink! Oink!
Food, Glorious Food! Or, How to Gain 18 lbs. in a Week