I excel at balancing.
Don’t let the 8 legs, 4 arms, 2 pinchers, and a tail fool you.
I can balance on any plant using just one leg or my tail.
Cirque du Soleil’s got nothing on me.
I’m Cirque du Solcray!
I can scale these wimpy plants like a pro.
Though the humans did give me a rockin’ Cave of Wonders, which I love, they only gave me two and a half plants. The acceptable orange one, the adequate white one, and the shrimpy blue one in the corner.
Mmmm shrimp.
Bet you didn’t know I can jump!
I’m like a magician of the sea.
But leap I can!
From one plant to the next…
Blink and you’ll miss me.
Peek-a-boo!
You are just having too much fun.