The snow and I, we’re over.
I’m done.
Today, with a windchill of zero and blowing snow, I had to work outside.
And it was just as awful as I dreaded it would be.
I was unbearably cold, and somehow the cold gives people license to act utterly stupid and lose all semblance of common sense. It’s like their brains just fell out.
And then I got mad…
And oh was I MAD.
Then in a fit of anger I broke a nail and zipped my neck skin up in my coat zipper
Then I was PISSED.
Annnnnd it’s STILL cold and STILL snowing and people are STILL driving and acting like morons and I’m STILL mad and I CLEARLY was not meant to live in places where the temperature drops below twenty.
Over. It.
