Dear Punxsutawney:
Aghghghghgh!!! You are SO adorable!!!! When can I hold you!?
Would it help if I wore a top hat?
Anyhow, Phil, for as handsome as I think you are (and you are!), I’m not quite so sure about your six more weeks of winter prediction.
See, normally this would make me supremely cranky.
However, if “winter” is going to continue as it has of late with highs in the 60s, sunny skies, and lots of comfy breezes…
…then I think we can come to an agreement.
Again, thank you for being adorable beyond measure.
I intend to spend the rest of my day, whenever possible, looking up photos of how cute you are.
And also of the history of Groundhog’s Day because, bad American, I really haven’t the fainest idea where this tradition came from.
Sincerely,
I Would Like A Groundhog Please
