Dear Scrabble Gods,
I need a damn “u”!! If only you will grant me this one tile I can play the word ‘qualm’ with the Q landing on a double letter and the whole thing landing on a double word and it would also help me to finish off the word “mu” for a total of 60 points so I can finally whoop Ted in a game of Scrabble. Please give me a “u” and soon before that sneak takes my spot!
Sincerely,
One Away From Complete Domination
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Dear Holiday Baking,
Thanks for seeing me through 6 different batches and the baking of over 160 cookies on Tuesday. It was epic. And while you are all thoroughly delicious and will undoubtedly bring much tasty joy to my friends and family, please consider this my official resignation for the rest of the season. There is a limit and it has been reached. See you next December.
Sincerely,
Proudly Baked Out
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Dear Adorable Seal,
Read this. For real!? Some people have all the luck!
Sincerely,
Jealous and, Unfortunately, Seal-less in Ohio
