A Case of the Pre-Gobble Gobble Blahs

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You know what the problem is with finding a job (other than finding a temporary one that I like well enough to tide us over until I get a real job)? A) Real jobs with normal hours and respectable pay scales and fun/challenging/interesting duties are hard to find right now – especially in the arts. B) All the temporary positions require you to work nights, weekends and holidays. Now this wouldn’t be too much of a problem except that we plan to be out of town for Christmas and New Years (and unless I stay home alone in Cincy this Christmas, they aren’t going to be interested in hiring me), and my husband works the occasional nights and weekends. I don’t mind working whenever he’s working, but on the nights and weekends he’s not working I sure as hell don’t want to be working either. I’d like to see the guy sometimes. There’s a lot of things out there I can see myself being happy with for a few months – library, pet shop, bookstore, Crate & Barrel, ice cream & bakery parlor – but I’m not filled with joy when I read the job descriptions and I see the dreaded words “includes nights and weekends.” I know beggars can’t be choosers, and right now we’re definitely in the beggars line so I should probably shut my mouth and suck it up, but I’m also going to be really selfish here for a moment and say that I’m a newlywed and I don’t want to give up spending time with my husband when we have a chance to. I feel like the first few months of adjusting to married life, a new state, a new city, a new house, and all that crap that goes along with moving, renting, and changing names & residency is tough enough without adding not seeing each other ever to the list. So that’s where I’m at right now. I’ve put in a few arts job applications and haven’t heard a word, so I’m going to begin applying to whatever I can (already got he list of places made) starting early next week and keep up the theatre job apps as often as I can. Something is bound to come along….I hope.

It’s the day before Thanksgiving and my parents should be arriving within the next hour with all my stuff and my Buick (Buick! Beautiful Buick! Oh, how I’ve missed you!!). They had pretty decent driving weather the past two days but now that they’re in Cincy-Tucky land and we have to unload the beast there’s this nasty cold hard rain and ice droplet mixture going on. And it sucks. I’m not at all a fan of it. Though it does sound nice on the roof. Not so great for driving and unloading And it’s cold.

Starting today my goal is to relax – to spend the next 4 days not worrying about job hunting crap, not stressing out about the house, not cleaning or organizing everything (since it’s all done – yay! Just in time for my crap to arrive to organize…eventually. Like in late December or uh, January.) and just to relax and go out and do the fun things we’ve been wanting to do. Today we’ll unload the truck, do some cooking for tomorrow and then hopefully meet Ted at this super awesome steakhouse downtown right on the river between Ohio and Kentucky for dinner. Let the festivities begin!

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Gearing up for the holidays

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I just got home from meeting Ted at UC for dinner. I love getting to see him during the day – especially on days he works so late. We went to a pub near campus – a true college hangout with cushy old booths and names, dates and messages etched into the walls. I don’t think think there was a single light in the whole joint – it was pretty much entirely lit by red and blue neon bar lights and it smelled of beer. They’re known for their burgers and the UC scenic and lighting crowd apparently hangs out there often. I’d give the place 3 stars. The burger was good but nothing to brag about and our waitress seemed a little spacey. She mixed up my order and I ended up the wrong side and even though there were only two tables of people in the place at 5 pm on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving it took a really long time to get our food so we ended up shoveling it down before Ted had to rush off to load-in call. They did win brownie points (pun intended) for the fresh baked brownies they brought around to everyone after dinner. All restaurants should offer free brownies!

On the walk back to the parking garage I saw several students piling out of the dorms and into waiting vehicles toting with them giant laundry bags to take home over the Thanksgiving break. I remember doing the same exact thing. Hard believe that was five years ago! I remember standing outside Falls Hall with my bag packed for the week and an embarrassing amount of laundry waiting for my parents to pick me up. I was so excited to go home and spend the weekend with my parents, see my cat Rufus, and hang out with my friends back home.

Tonight we ordered tickets to Cincinnati Ballet’s Nutcracker. We’re both really excited to see it – we love watching dance and the Nutcracker is a holiday classic. I’m excited to check out the talent at Cincy Ballet. Wish we could have afforded orchestra level seats :-) Also saw that Shrek the Musical, Jim Brickman, and Young Frankenstein will be touring to Cincy this year. I’d love to see them!

Well friends, I realized I’ve been holding out on you. I’ve been telling you all about our home and all the improvements we’ve been making to it, but I haven’t shown you any of it. Since nobody has been able to visit us yet and since we just finally got everything all set up, I figure it’s time to unleash the pics…soon. When I’m not eating a pomegranate, coloring a turkey, and writing thank you cards. Be sure to remind me to post them! But in the meantime I will (like our wedding photog) leave you with a teaser pic to hold you over:

Home Sweet Home
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I have a new name!

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Prince William & Kate have set a wedding date – April 29 – and it’s already been declared a national holiday in England and Wales. I don’t think October 22nd was a holiday to anyone but me, Ted and our families and friends who got to take that day off of work. Speaking of, it’s been over a month (by a day!) since our wedding and I’m starting to get a tad bit antsy for our pro pics to come in. I’ve been stalking occasionally glancing at our photog’s website and I nearly leaped over the desk when I saw he posted one photo from our wedding on his home page. I am working on practicing the virtue of patience since he did let us know that it often takes between 4-6 weeks.

Guess what arrived on Saturday! That’s right…marriage certificates! So this morning I went to the Social Security Office to legally and officially change my name. Ted & I put down our new living room area rug this morning before he left for work so I wasn’t able to get there at 9 a.m. when they opened like I had hoped to. I was worried I’d be sitting in line wasting hours of time. I was in and out with a new middle and last name in 24 minutes. That has to be some kind of record! It took me 32 minutes to drive there! Needless to say I was fairly impressed with the effectiveness of Cincinnati’s SS office.

Ted will be working until midnight again and then he gets 4 glorious relaxing days off work! This will be his first real break since way before the wedding. We’ve been going non-stop with the house hunting, wedding, moving, unpacking, new job stuff and this beautiful 4-day weekend we intend to not do any cleaning and actually relax – eat food, watch tv and movies, go shopping, check out some of the sights in Cincy, and spend time with each other and my parents. It’s going to be fabulous and we are both really looking forward to it.

Today I am going to vacuum the unbelievably dusty stairs down to the basement (I seriously don’t think they’ve ever been cleaned) and organize all the boxes in the basement. I’m also going to work on thank you cards and reviewing the Ohio driver’s education online booklet since I’ll have to take a written test to transfer my license from Texas to Ohio. I’m dreading it. I haven’t taken a written driver’s test since I was 17. It sounds awful.

We have gorgeous weather here this week so far but we’re expecting it to get cold and rainy (and perhaps a few flurries) over Thanksgiving and while my parents are in town. They drove to Texarkana last night and today they are on the road to Tennessee. They should arrive sometime early tomorrow afternoon. We can’t wait to see them and show them around Cincy!

 

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Hugs now?

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Today is our one-month anniversary – Ted is working load-in for the dance concert until at least midnight (great timing UC), and I spent the day running errands (none of the stores had in stock what I was looking for), cleaning the house (which took all freaking day), and vacuuming up one of Ted’s shoelaces on his brand new, never worn, steel toe shoes that they don’t sell the laces separately for. Happy one month anniversary from the wife of the year. I’m ready for today to be over.

So in lieu of a real blog post, I’ll stick to my old standby – animal pictures:

All pictures from Lolcats – I can has Cheezburger

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Rest for the weary? No.

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The past two-and-a-half days we’ve been all over the place – we’ve been busy.

On Friday night we hit a restaurant called Mac’s that’s within a few blocks of the UC campus in downtown Cincy – a college hangout. I’m of the opinion that any restaurant near a college campus that is in business must have pretty good eats otherwise it wouldn’t be in business at all. Mac’s was no disappointment. We split a pitcher of Strongbow Ale (cider is our beer of choice), an appetizer of hot soft pretzels with beer cheese, and a Gyro pizza with white wine sauce, spinach, black olives, onions, tomato, feta cheese, gyro meet and topped with tzatziki sauce. It was delicious! From there we walked over to CCM’s Corbett Theatre to see their big fall musical production of Evita.

The people who come out of CCM’s program often find that their first job upon graduation is on Broadway. WOW. There’s a good reason for that – the show was phenomenal. Really, seriously good stuff. CCM is comprised of opera, theatre, musical theatre, dance, music, design and technical production. They’re pretty much an all-in-one of awesomeness when it comes to the talent pool. This means their productions – especially their musicals – don’t just excel in one area. The singers can dance, the dancers can act, and the actors can play musical instruments. I really thought the dancing and choreography in this production was fantastic. The orchestra was awesome, the lighting was wonderful and the costumes were beautiful. All the costumes (and there were a TON of them) are each made here at UC, not purchased. I’ve seen less impressive sets, lighting, costumes and talent on nationally touring productions. Ready for the let-down? The show runs only 4 days. They started building the steel trusts for it during the summer, it loaded in and then was in tech for like two weeks. A crazy amount of money went into the costumes, lighting and more (it was sponsored by Macy’s if that’s any indication), and let’s not forget the weeks of intense rehearsals and crew of about 50. I think each person in the 20-30 person cast had their own dresser backstage. And all that for only 4 days of performances. Yet, they still make money on their productions for only having so few showings. I think such a short run is a disservice to all the talents that went into the production. If it were running longer and our lives weren’t so hectic right now, I’d have definitely gone to see it again. It was one of those shows where you could tell the performers were having fun onstage, and it reminded me of why I’m in the profession I’m in.

Saturday was a blur. It was Ted’s first full day off work since he started on November 1. At this point we’ve been in the house for nearly a month and we’re still not totally done unpacking and settling in and it was driving us nuts. So we took the day to pound out as much as possible. We mowed the lawn, raked a few leaves, moved Ted’s trailer to the back of the house, unloaded all Ted’s lighting and sound equipment from the trailer into the basement, gathered branches from the woods behind us to use as firewood, replaced the not-so-awesome hardware in the bathroom with much nicer replacements, installed hanging storage hardware in the kitchen, hung up all our pictures, wall hangings and two new wall-mount wine racks (to hold our leftover Door County wedding wine), set up and dressed the guest bed and unpacked the boxes stored in the guest bedroom, got most of the boxes in our office unpacked, and fully unpacked the living room. We took a break to order a pizza and finally got to sleep around 12:30. We only have about 5 or so boxes left to unpack in the house and only a small handful of other “fix-it” related tasks to do. It was a really productive day and it’s nice to finally have our house looking like a home.

Today we slept in a little and went to mass and the Knights of Columbus parish breakfast. After church we tried to use our Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards to purchase the knife block off our registry and pick up a few small other things but that turned into a big fail because the store we went to didn’t have anything in stock that we needed. Bummer. One more thing to try to fit in early next week. We watched that Packers v. Vikings game and now we’re back at UC from 5 pm – 2 am. Ted is striking Evita and I’m sitting in his office working on wedding Thank You notes which we can’t send out until we get our pro pics back from our photographer.

And that was our weekend in a (big and wordy) nutshell. Now, for your entertainment pleasure, I proudly present a really nerdy tool joke (you’ve been warned):

Stud finder works!
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Madness & Chaos

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Today has been one of “those days.” Not a bad one, just a really busy one. You know, one of those days where you start early – you rake the yard, do four loads of laundry, tidy up around the house, drop your wedding dress off at the cleaners, run to the grocery store to do your Thanksgiving shopping now while stuff in still in stock and the mobs aren’t quite so obnoxious (and spend a truly horrifying amount of money in the process), drive home, unload the Butterball, chase back to the store to retrieve the items they forgot to put in your bag at the checkout, etc. In fact, it has been exactly one of those days.  Today I am still hoping to do some dishes, rearrange the stuff we have stored in the basement, try to put away some of our kitchen wares (umm, with no room in the cabinets or panty. I’ll let you know how that goes.), check up on a prescription order, shower (yeah haven’t gotten to that yet), and do some job hunting. All in the next 3 hours. With any luck tonight will be a relaxing evening. I’m meeting Ted at UC at 6pm, we’re going to grab a quick dinner at one of the hot spots near campus and then see CCM’s production of Evita. I could really go for a relaxing evening of good musical theatre entertainment right about now. I’m sure Ted could too. Depending on how much energy we have left we may even come home and enjoy a small bonfire.

I am pleased that I have purchased all the ingredients for our first Thanksgiving meal as a married couple in our first house and my first time hosting a Thanksgiving. We sure do have a lot to be thankful for this year! Tomorrow is Ted’s first full day off of work since he began the job on November 1. We’d love to say we’re going to go to the park, see a movie and sleep late, but we have a ton of stuff we’ve been trying to find the time to do around the house together since we moved in. On that list is mow the lawn, gather firewood, install bathroom hardware, set up the guestroom, clean the outsides of the windows, set up the living room electronics, install shelving in the closets and hang our pictures and stuff on the wall, unpack more boxes, blah, blah blah. We’re happy to have the full day together to get it done though.

Yesterday our new dinner trays arrived. They’re pretty spiffy looking – nice dark wood, strong, sturdy and classy looking – quite unlike the old worn-out green ones we used to have that look like they belong in a college apartment. They look good. Also, I received a call from the Door County Registrar of Deeds confirming my mailing address because apparently the Marriage Certificates I’ve been waiting on for two weeks were “Return to sender. Address unknown.” They had the correct address, we just have a dumb post office who doesn’t know how to deliver mail. Everything else has made it here okay. So that sets back my name changing, driver’s license changing, and insurance changing efforts until after the Thanksgiving holidays. Oh well. Perhaps I should have paid the $17.50 FedEx fee (outrageous!) instead of opting to ship them regular mail for free.

Well after that quick breather to clear my mind, I’m off to get more done. Have a relaxing day for us! :-)

 

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Thanksgiving Nostalgia & Appreciation

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Your cat-funnies of the day. No need to thank me. We all need one. Or two.

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Today I would like to re-live the holidays the way I remember them as a kid.

It was always cool and cloudy when I came from school on the last school day before Thanksgiving. The combination of the autumn-like weather, and the anticipation of yummy food and family made the extra few days off from school even more exciting. At school we colored turkeys, cornucopias, corn, pumpkins, pilgrims and Indians. The pictures were hung on the fridge at home and in the classroom. The classrooms were decorated in borders and banners of autumn leaves, brown, yellow and orange streamers, acorns, and cutouts of squash, pumpkins and cranberries. We made pilgrim and Indian hats out of colored construction paper and wore them throughout the day. We sang some really strange song entitled “Turkey in the Straw” and line-danced to it (Anybody? No one else? Maybe that’s just a Texas thing…). We learned about and then recalled every year thereafter the Mayflower – the harrowing trip across the sea to the New World, the dangerous months of starvation in Plymouth – the illness, disease, death, the lack of food, resources, and the harsh winter weather followed by the help given by the Indians and how they taught us to use the land and plant corn, and eventually the Thanksgiving meal. We watched Garfield’s and Charlie Brown’s Thanksgivings and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. We went to church (Thanksgiving Mass has always been one of my most favorite services) and got the loaf of bread to share with our family and friends at the meal. Before the meal we’d go around the table and share what we were Thankful for. We always set a place at the table for those who could not be or who no longer are with us. After dinner we’d bring out the card games and board games and play late into the evening.

It seems to me that a lot of the things I used to love about Thanksgiving (aside from the obvious opportunity to share our gratitude, stuff our bellies with delicious food, and spend time with those we love) have been unintentionally lost as the years go by. True, we did just watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and Charlie Brown Mayflower Adventure on TV tonight, but sadly I don’t remember the last time I colored Thanksgiving pictures or made a Pilgrim hat. The cool autumn weather only occasionally makes my tummy leap in excitement, and now that I’m no longer in elementary or middle school, I no longer get the annual refresher about the hard times and sacrifices endured by the Pilgrims on the Mayflower, their great faith in God, the kindness of the Indians or the how much gratitude they had and shared during that first Thanksgiving.

So this year I hope we’ll go to mass on Thanksgiving morning and receive a loaf of bread to share at our meal. I hope I’ll remember to step outside and breathe in the cool air and let it fill me with excitement. I hope we’ll set an extra place at the table for everyone who cannot be with us that day. I hope we’ll take a moment to verbally share what we are grateful for during Grace. I hope we’ll make the time to dig out the family card and board games and turn on Garfield’s Thanksgiving in the background (in between football games of course). And I hope I’ll find the time this week to color a few pictures of pilgrim and Indians, corn and pumpkins, and maybe even a turkey or cornucopia and stick it on our fridge. I hope I remember to decorate our dining room table with the baby pumpkins from our wedding. And I kind of hope I have time to make something like this:

 

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Things That Warm Your Heart

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Graeter’s ice cream. You know your jealous.

Thought I’d start on a high note.

Hot Chocolate from our wedding weekend

Today is cold and dreary. It’s the kind of weather that makes you want to curl up with a massive mug of cocoa (kind of like the beauty to the left, eh?) and watch episodes of The King of Queens. Last night I made homemade meatloaf, mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner with Swedish Lingionberry wine. Ted says it’s his favorite meal that I’ve made so far in this house. He had scarfed down a full plate and was on his way to seconds before I was even halfway through. Not a bad way to pay a compliment. :-) He even walked in the door and commented on how good it smelled, which sure beats Tuesday’s comment of *sniff sniff* “what smells like rotten feet?” For the record, it was the bay scallops cooking in the Bowtie Alfredo Pasta with veggies and fresh scallops that I was making. And yes, he liked it.

We (by we I mean Ted) sawed off 5/8 of an inch of our bathroom door for us last night so the bathroom rug will fit under it as it opens and closes. Not such a big deal normally but since the tile on that floor is freezing in the morning when we wake up and go into the bathroom to get ready, being able to have a rug down makes it much cozier. This morning our rental water softener was installed. Since it was just hooked up and hasn’t really had much of a chance to get through the pipes yet I can’t say that its made a big difference yet. We’re hoping it does though. In the process of installing the softener the installation guy discovered a leak in the hideous utility sink I’ve been dreaming of getting rid of. What this means is that there’s a small area of our new basement carpet over by the washer/dryer that is soaking wet. Excellent. So we’ll have to dry that out tonight and either buy and install a new pipe under the sink to prevent further leaks and damage, or we can just get a new non-creepy utility sink! (Ted, are you reading this?)

I found a place to take my wedding dress to get cleaned (yeah, I’m a little behind on things right now – hoping that spilled beer & campfire smell comes out now…) I decided to call ahead and check out their prices before I made the 30 minutes each way trek over there. Good thing I did because they’re out of their tree if they think I’m paying $170 to have my wedding dress cleaned! I found a much more reasonable option about 2 blocks from our house in Anderson. So I think I’ll drop it off there tomorrow morning instead.

Speaking of wedding dresses, this morning Extra informed me that Prince William and Kate (excuse me – Katharine, as she is now being called) are engaged and planning a royal wedding. I am thrilled I never have to plan another wedding. We both think our wedding turned out great and we’re really proud that we did everything for it DIY. But sometimes planning it was a huge headache-inducing pain in the butt. But that doesn’t mean that I’m not excited to see what they plan! I bet it’s going to be fabulous!! I can’t even imagine the pressure though. The wedding will most likely be televised and watched (read: scrutinized and brutally judged) by millions of people all over the world – regular folks, other brides-to-be looking for inspiration, fashion designers, celebrities, etc.

When it comes to weddings I’m of the opinion that if you aren’t the bride or groom you should probably keep your mouth zipped on what you think about this bridesmaid dress or that wedding gown, if you like the meal choices or not, if you think it’s too lavish and expensive or a redneck’s dream. Unless of course you are specifically asked. Not because it’s not okay to have an opinion, but because it’s not always the most helpful thing to voice that opinion. Brides who are not marrying into royalty often get more advice, pressure, opinions, ideas and suggestions than they can handle or even want for that matter. I imagine for a queen-to-be having to live up to all the hype and standards that everyone is setting for her is a million times more stressful. On the other hand the girl’s probably got the hook up with designers, coordinators and planners galore – she may not have to do a darn thing but say “yes” or “no.” I mean she’s been engaged for 5 minutes and her choice of dress and church are already under attack. People are already speculating if she’ll get married at the church where Diana & Charles got married or at Westminster Abbey – but that’s where Diana’s funeral was held. And will she wear a copy of Diana’s gown, or will she choose one of her own favorite designers? Is she going to follow in Diana’s footsteps with “Kate Couture?” I don’t really care. I think no matter what she & William choose, it’ll be a lovely, gorgeous, schmoozing with elegance affair. And if it’s televised, I’d probably tune in and watch it to check out all the cool details they choose – they seem like a hip, modern couple. I’d be interested to see how they combine their personal style with royal tradition. Ah, a royal wedding – warms the heart.

Oh! And today is the day you’ve been waiting for. I’ve finally got a picture of Solo for you. World, meet Solo:

Solo frolicking through the leaves
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Grown Up Stuff and Not So Grown Up Stuff

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Today I am attempting to change my name and update my address & residency on all my bank accounts as well as my social security card, drivers license, and insurances. It’s not so much of a giant hassle as it is a lot of phone calls, verifications, and busy work. Of course I say this now as I am sitting at home in my pj’s and NOT waiting in line at the social security office. I may change my tune after 5 hours at there and at the DMV. After about 20 minutes on the phone being transferred from department to department, my bank was able to update my name and address on all savings and checking accounts, CDs and credit cards and mail our new copies of my cards. I suppose this means I’ll have to order all new checks too. What do I do with the packs upon packs of old, unused ones (other than feel bad for wasting money and trees)? Do I just shred them?

I’m not-so-patiently awaiting the arrival by mail of our Marriage Certificates. Until those arrive I can’t go to the aforementioned offices and change my name on my social security card, driver’s license, car registration, passport, or voter registration. There’s just so many things to change! I ordered the certificates in early November. The status tracker shows that they shipped on November 5….well, it’s November 17 and as of this morning they are still not here yet. I’m antsy to get this stuff taken care of while I’m at home, not at a full-time job, and have the time, but for now it’s the waiting game.

I intend the spend the rest of the day researching companies who are hiring or who I might be interested in working for, cleaning the window sills and windows since I didn’t get to that yesterday, touch-up detail painting the scratches and dings on the walls, trim, doors and hinges in the house, and if the marriage certificates haven’t arrived by this afternoon, I plan to start the Thanksgiving recipe binder, shopping list and list of things we want to do with my parents when they visit. Tonight we’ll probably do a little more organizing in the office and watch Hell’s Kitchen. Feels like there’s so much to do and just not enough time.

Ted is at an equipment rental house in Kentucky this morning getting a quick training crash course on a lighting console they use for their house and work lights at UC. Tomorrow they open Evita so today should be the last full day of last minute tweaks and such.

The weather has gotten colder lately. Last week we enjoyed awesome weather in the 60s and low 70s, but it looks like we’re getting back into the 30s and 40s now with rain. Soon we’ll need to buy some Ice Melt for our long and descending driveway so our vehicles don’t ice skate down the drive and smack into the kitchen porch. They are forecasting snow for Black Friday. I’m praying the snow and ice will hold off indefinitely because the arrival of winter weather entails shoveling our long driveway (did I mention that it is long?), applying salt and Ice Melt to our long driveway (did I mention it is long and that stuff is expensive?), digging vehicles out from under layers of ice and snow before you can drive them (which sucks a lot, as I learned from living in Michigan and doing it 3x a day), and, most alarming, me having to not be a pansy and drive in it.

For today I’d like to leave you with a few classics that make the holidays (all of them – Thanksgiving included) a little warmer.

Garfield Holiday Celebrations
Charlie Brown Holiday Collection

Garfield’s Collection includes his Halloween Adventure, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. Charlie Brown’s Collection includes It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, and A Charlie Brown Christmas. Also of interest after December 1 is The Pink Panther:  A Pink Panther Christmas and Charlie Brown Christmas Tales. I loved these characters growing up as a kid and I think both collections are great for kids and adults to own around the holiday season. More good news? They’re pretty cheap at Target. The Garfield Holiday Celebrations collection, Charlie Brown Christmas Tales, and Pink Panther’s Christmas are only $7.99 each at Target and the Charlie Brown Holiday Collection is about $25. I also love that they include Halloween and Thanksgiving as special holidays. Enjoy :-)

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Here Comes Trouble

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Dear Previous Tenants With Two Offspring,

I spent the past hour-and-a-half scrubbing glued-on Batman and Disney Princess stickers off the two windows upstairs. Your welcome.

Lara

P.S. And thanks for cleaning the grimy paw print smudges and crayon marks off the banister as well. Cleaning that up was positively the most fun I’ve had all year! I intend to reference you in my future book “How To Be An Awful Tenant and Lose Your Security Deposit – Part 1”

On an unrelated topic, why are laptop bags so ugly? And when you finally do stumble upon a stylish yet functional one it’s pink. And that just ruins everything. As I am no longer 8 years old, a pink laptop bag is not only disgusting, but may as well be monogrammed with my initials in a swirly white polka-dotted script and house my Polly Pocket collection. Sometimes they come in black, but then it all blends together and you miss the neat details. In that case you might as well carry a trash bag. I’m considering adding “laptop purse designer for normal, yet stylish people” to my list of potential jobs. There’s one I am thinking about – the color is called “merlot” which to me is a nice deep burgundy wine color. In some pictures online it is shown as this color:

A respectable color

And in other photos, it looks like this:

Barbie called. She wants her purse back.

Now, I’m sure you can see why this is completely unacceptable. There’s a pretty big difference in color and I really don’t think I can risk owning a pink bag. Back to the drawing board until this mystery can be resolved.

In other Dunn Daily News, I’d like to introduce you to Solo, the gray squirrel who lives in our yard. I have decided his name will be Solo because he is the only squirrel I see frequenting the property and I’ve never seen him chumming around with any other squirrel buddies. In his spare time (in between clamoring round the inside of the shed out back and leaping from fence post to fence post) he likes to scurry up the trees in the front yard and shake the leaves off of them into our freshly raked yard. He usually does this intentionally right after I have raked. He’s adorable, but he has earned the middle name of “Trouble.” I have a feeling he is also the bugger setting off our motion detector lights on the sides and front of the house on a hourly basis. I’ll try to get a picture of him in the near future.

We attacked the office tonight and Ted got about 8 boxes unpacked and into the office closets. We’re getting there – slowly still, but we want to unpack together. And after he works a long day at UC we’d rather relax than unpack and run boxes up and down stairs. So we’re off to throw in a movie and have a glass of wine until we crash for the night.

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